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WELCOME the Chinese New Year - January 23, 2012
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WELCOME the Chinese New Year - January 23, 2012
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• Why was the turkey sent to the principal's office? Because he used fowl language!
• What did the little turkey say to the big turkey? "Peck" on someone your own size!
• What do you call a crazy turkey? A cuckoo bird!
• What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-KEY!
• Why do turkeys go gobble, gobble? Because they never learned good table manners!
• What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving? Nothing, they're already stuffed!
• Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly? Because he was a gobbler!
• How do you make a turkey float? Get two scoops of ice cream, add some root beer and a turkey!